"Attention, reader: this book is going to make you tired! It will calm you down! Yes, this book will put you to sleep! How? Easy. There are monster trucks dashing across the pages. There are sheep being chased by dragons. There are electric guitars wailing throughout. Plus so much more! Yep. All the typical stuff that makes you sleepy. So--are you asleep yet? No? Well, maybe another method would work better, so read on, and it's guaranteed you'll start to snooze"--
